Blonde Knitting
What happens when a BLONDE multitasking while driving?
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a car speeding on the highway. Glancing at the car, he was amazed to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that was unconscious with its flashing lights and siren, Trooper cubit to his window, turned on his megaphone and yelled, "Pull Over!" "NO!" the blonde yelled back, "it's a scarf!"
ha ha ha I get it, a sweater over
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